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avy! all. what a lovely start to a heatwave.
what you allbeen up to?
i goes liverpool yesterda to met up with a few friends. had a few texts asing moi for drinks. so i thought, with it being a nice day, lets make the effort. so i get to town and meet up with dan. grab a subway, then head over t modo's. did i mention it was arealy nice day. the bruhaha, liverpool street fetival had a stage set up in concert square. so aswell being with fried, alcohol and nice weather theres also lite entertainment. (the interlude was of some ginger haird guy running on to the stage, totally nekkid, doing various poses and handstands. everyone laughed, even security, who took as long as was possibly fr the gay to have his 15minutes of fame and run away.) so i try and get in touch with my other friends to see where they are, and i cant get in touch with them. then after 2 drinks dan says, lets go back to mine. so we do. and we watch grease. the movie i was forced to watch as a kid cos of mother. and i spent 3 or 4 hours in dans. its was fun, but not in the sat outside drinking jd & coke watching street performers.
i was slightly peeved
enough about moi
i seems that malaysia have come up with an original idea to sort out traffic problems. its going to build half a bridge. that should help......somehow?
seems to be a slow news day....this always happens around heatwaves.
so im off to find a good steak, and read "life of pi" (anyone read that yet?)
chow
dave pearce ibiza dance anthems....oxymoron
ok ok, i know alot of football fans see chelsea surpporters with a touh of arrogance, but right now, HOW FUCKING GOOD IS IT FOR US.
with abromovich saying if winning the title invovles buying more players, so be it.
HOW FUCKING MARVELOUS
anyone been watching the almighty comedy that is dead ringers? favourite sketch of mondays show has to go to the greg dyke sketch, that bc digital viewrs will now be able to get their weather forecast days ahead, while terrestial viewers will have to wait a week later.
brb........
wednesday...continued
sometimes when you think about what the likes of newton and einstien have accomplished. the laws (of the physics, etc) they created, but how the hell did they come up with such idea. whats more screwed up, the idea that hanging a bob (bit of metal on a piece of string) over a cliff you can work out the mass of the earth, or how a person could imagine such an idea?
well it seem that type of thinking is back. whats more fucked up? illnois chosing popcorn as its offcial food, or the dumb-ass lawyers who fought for it?
tips on how to keep cool, including rest in the shade, use electric fans, drink plenty of water, wear lightweight, light-coloured looe fiting clothes......REALLY!?!
3 millions italians fake their holidays.....looks like a new bar has been set in dumb-ass-ness
i would pay anything, but i wont pay thaaat!
how does burning shit smell? once youve worked it out, tell it to these folk so they can describe it
a funny story about a man who starts flipping when sentenced to 40 years in prison;family cheer along. funny thing about it, they actually recorded the last time behaviour likehis was seen, 30 years ago. dumb-ass americans
janitor with poor credit rating loses security clearence. cant clean high level security toilets....what?
meanwhile in sweden, a bus driver refused to be allowed to wear shorts in heatwave, puts on a skirt......mats lundgren, we salute you
tiger who?
(i think my mum would like moi to point out here that she beat moi by 13 strokes.....eek!)
aaaar, aaaar! moi hearties
been watching a pirate copy of pirates in the caribbean.....kept laughing at myself at that thought all the way thru the film. wondering if i should have a day in watchin pirate copies of pirate themed films, or films with pirate in the title......and count how many times i laugh at myself.
as well as arnie and different strokes gary coleman running for CA governor; there is a sumo-wrestler, poet and school teacher.....and thats just one person.
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fed up with christianity, protestant and judahsim. is your faith getting you down? well if you like sex, wine and pyramids come be a summum
it looks like nokia have something to look forward to. making there there phones bullet-proof....as well as maybe adding a bit of originality.......ok, the latter one i made up.
NEWSFLASH: new candidate for CA governor
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a CRAZY couple have the CRAZY idea of having their wedding reception at mcdonalds. one passer-by says "you shoulda seen them, they must be CRAZY".......you can tell by the look on their faces too
in other news, a CRAZY couple have the CRAZY idea of getting married, but the groom being in outta space and the bride on Earth.....they get oneup on the last couple.
passing UFO says "you shoulda seen them, they must be CRAZY".......you can tell by the look on their faces too
heres one victoria aitken (of young,posh and loaded fame) should look at. eminems record label are planning 'rap idol'. "im just vicky from a yacht/use to have a lot now got a little".......speechless!
another day, another CA governor candidate
coast guard fail to save fish from river. spokesperson makes no comment