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yeah so my interview...not sayin i think it went bad or owt, but i coulda sworn i heard the ladty giving the interviews sayin under her breath "haha, he's never working inthe town again!" well today that was confirmed. i recieved a letter this morning saying i hadnt got the job. but we learn from our mistakes. next interview i go for i'll make sure not too be up for most of th nite. and when she asks "how would your last work colleagues best describe you?" the answer isnt "a bit of a laugh" (NO THE JOB WASNT WORKING AT A CUIRCUS)...pass the tit cap.
BUT did get a phoe call to start work for a job i went for a few weeks ago. its in a factory, so when they first called, it wasd at the begining of the heat wave so of course i said "NO! sorry cant...:mumble some excuse:" but they called again yesterday, and i gott leave in a bit.
next?
oh yeah. was out at the weekend, saturday, cellebrating daniel's 
(he is the one wearing the sailor suits in my older photos HAHA...ooh sailor!)
so we went society. it was good fun, but not a laugh....!?!(i can see this being a running theme from now on HAHA) did enjoy myself. daniel, thanks for making moi go out. (might have some photos foryou if i can get of dans phone)
the best part of the nite had to be two very drunk beer lads trying to impress these two girls with their dance moves. which werent working. then some song came on, i think the words our of the diet coke advert or some car. i forget which. but one of the lads walks up to one of the girls. and you could see it in his face. he thought he had pulled, he was fr from it. anyways he walks up to the girl and asks not "can i get you a drink?" or "whats your name?" NOT EVEN "do you want to use my mobile to tell your mum you wont be coming home?" he asks "do you know what advert this is off?"...the girl looked shocked and turned away from him. i couldnt stop laughing. i thought it was like something david brent or gareth would of said in that episode odf the office where they go clubbing
celeb spot Bo selectas and Big Brother Craaaig. seen him in society overthe weekend. has anyone everseen him before? he is the smallest celeb ever (including mini moi) OMI GOD.
you've been great thank you....xx
"Im living in a box"
New feature. Quite self explanatory.
HERO OF THE WEEK
this weeks HERO is...
MR M MESSIAS
Referee for Newcastle vs Birmingham, Mr Messias whacked one Robbie Savage square on the jaw. As always the ponce went down like gay on heat.
MR M MESSIAS....WE SALUTE YOU
Wisconsin. Idiot thief robs GPS device. Police use device to pin point (within 10 metres) where the thief is. [Link]
London. Idiot-cognizor David Blane cut of his ear in preparation for his 'childhood memories/lock moi in a box' next trick. [Pic]
ps how many people cannot do his levitation trick?
dedicated to Tara
For Tara
so w*rk
just got back from that place. the pay is good. the job isnt too hard. just lifting heavy kitchen units on to a pallet....lots and lots of kitchen units. so i got very sore and a bit sweaty...but its a good sweat, haha 
yeah so my muscles are gonna ache in the morning. they ache already, but they will still ache in the morning. cos i aint done that much work in....FUCK, about year & half.
plus the entire factory is full of runcorn plastic scousers....which are even worse than liverpool ones...because i live in runcorn.
but i get to book my radiohead ticket (note ms broken angel...radiohead are far better than linkin park, therefore you should part ex you linkin ticket)
but problem is, i gotta go earls court now. so anyone know of any cheap hotels near-by they can give info for. much appreciated.
mwah,
(tara, i will get round to that email..haha
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Got moi own 8 mile now
London. Student pushes monkey nut seven miles with nose to persuade Tony Blair to clear his 15grand student loan. Blair says "No." [Link]
Your post box. Junk mail industry thinks we will grow to love our junk mail. [Link]
South Korea (soon Hollywood). Women in South Korea are having hair from their head transplanted to their pubic region for "forestation." Thank God we dont use our technology for fucked up ideas. [Link]
Afterlife. Charles Bronson dies at 89...not 81. [Link]
Download classic Homer Simpson joke...the lie detector test with Mulder and Scully [Video] (Right click "Video" and choose "Save Target As...)
calling ALL brittany murphy lookalikes
ok, so it took dan s ONLY 2 days to nearly fuck up my job.
for those who dont know, dan s has this....thing about him. where whe one of his frieds gets a job, he has to make said friend loose job. i was workin in o2 for a few months befor i got sacked....with help from dan. chris connors was working in ego, after he met dan he as sacked after a few months. theres plenty o these stories sctered around liverpool bout people losing their jobs after etting to know dan.
not that driving off to liverpool at 11pm to get wasted on alcohol et all and chat with all ladies is a BAD thing....but when your in workthe next day,its not the best thing.
it took him ONLY 2 days of my employent for him o come to mine and propose the above idea..."oh, runcorn['s bars are] closed.....fancy liverpool?"
im amazed i said no.
got work i a bit, chow x
hey hey im a monkey
hello campers
erm, i will be back later to update blog...but so you dont gocld turkey on moi enjoy this
County Fair Fun and Games [Link]
belle
lets see you move your body like a boa constructor, girl
Wyoming. Man leads police on brief chase around his yard after holding neighbours cat for $50 ransom. Not yet known if police where kidnapped for trespassig as well. [Link]
Arkansaw. Apparently skimpy swimsuit unappropriate attire for men at taco bell. [Link]