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my apologies to readers who hve missed moi
HAVE YOU REALLY MISSED MOI? awww
here, play this for a bit [game]
all i got
so how has everyone been. ive been alrite
gained a new housemate all this week. danny has moved in with moi for a while. his sister kicked him out of hers as she got herself a new house mate. so i have been spending a il time catchin up with danny, and other friends. which includes not being in work. all week. oops.
but it was a stupid week, where stupid thing happened. now i know it was too stupid and i have to get back on the rails as it where.
it starts of this morning by eating. mcdonalds.
oh ive not had my phone for last few days. one of the keys came loose so i sent it in for repairs. ive not been arsed to ask friends for a spare phone for my sim card. it feels so retro not having a phone.
not missed it as much as id of thought.
well ill see you all next week. back to blogging, sending pics (one thing i have missed about my phone though) and letting you know about the smaller news bites in life.
have a good weekend people.
youve been great
chow
i dream of making love to you now baby
Hero of the Week.
This weeks Hero of the Week has to be Derren Brown.
The Russian Roulette, in my opinion, was great TV. You could see what he was doing from the beginig. He played this game with some kid on the street of "hide the ball under one of the six cups," and he would simply guess which cup the ball was under by askin the kid to count to 6, or simple rules he had simple mind rules he has mastered. Except this time it was with a gun, and he would be a lil more the just unhappy with the result if he got it wrong.
He has got a hell of lot more balls then David "still i a box" Blaine (ps, jojo a whole of a load of journalist must have the same source as you. ive heard your luil rumour aout his "end" in a few papers) [Link]
Lucky Man
Las Vegas. From one magician to another. Wht people could only expect (and wish for) finally happened. Roy, of Siegfried and Roy, was attacked by their tiger at a show. Hands up, whos been waiting to see THAT? in all honesty, I HAVE. [Link]
Espoo. Pictures taken with a mobile phone showed up on a neigbours tv. Simply because no one had changed the default password on their Bluetooth devices so everyone seen the show. Lucky it wasnt a peep show...for some. [Link]
Japan. Move over the Queen. Japn has started allowing people to put their own face on to stamps. [Link]
Priory. txt ahlcs cn nw Dtox @ t PrirE. [Lnk]
Winnona. School board change policy on guns. Students will not be allowed to bring their own guns in to school. Instead guns will be handed to them when they arrive. [Link]
London. Q give Radiohead award for "greatest act in the world today." Radiohead send them a message saying "where not talking to Q." Has somethin to do with Q sayin they were miserable. Who says Radiohead arent funny. [Link]
Coconut games. Roll up Roll up. Knock down all the teddies and win a coconut. Only joking. But still, knock down the teddies. [Game?]
iPod. anyone else want a fabulous iPod for the price of a pack of fags. I coudnt turn it down (even thou I hate smokers). Simply print off the picture, cut out and clue to said fag packet. (ps it has to be a Biiiiiig packet of fags) [Pic]
![[Pic]](http://www.mijnkopthee.nl/images/cheap_ipod.jpg){kind=link}
"Web Site". Web site "for" all those "misused" quoatation marks. "[Link]"
its human nature
David B from Spain writes,
Dear Rob, with comments recently about the watershed and violent scenes on tv, how do you feel about censorship?
David B, Madrid Spain
Well David, thats a really good question. And to answer that I'd have to quote my favourite philosopher [censored]. It was when he was stood at the [censored] back in [censored], I actually seen him speak there. He said, I quote [censored]. And this has stuck with moi thru life, and I base my views on [censored] on this quote.
So I'd have to say, my vews on [censored] is that [censored].
I hope that [censored] your [censored]. Thank you
ROb
waiting to happen
so ive had really bad chest pains recentl. gonna go see the doc later about them. not been in work and as i work for an agency im not too sure of my chances of gettin back n to the same job i had are high. or if im arsed. of course i wanna work. and i dont mind do boring job. as long as there at least one interesting person to talk to. not muchto ask for n a job is it.
oh, has derren brown made moi look like a tit? hey, even if it were a hoax at last it were more enjoable hour then watchn david blaine stand in a box....which im yet to do cos...well, .... arsed.
does he present my show?
Central Falls. Brawl breaks out as family of 6 fight. ok i can name jesus, mary, joseph and God. Who are the other two? [Link]
Wooster. Firefighters and lock smith help release 18 year old from safe. early reports deny it was the mafia bosses doing "fittings" for new safes. [Link]
Casablanca. Teacher throws two boys out of class, via the window, for being noisy. [Link]
Culdesac. Car back fires, ignites dog, dog ignites lawn. see you can teach an old dog new tricks. [Link]
Nottingham. Doctor helps with ground-breaking work on imaging organs. Thinks his wife is joking around when she tells him he won a Nobel Prize. [Link]
Game. Defend your castle from stick peasants by "throwing" them in the air with your mouse. [Game]
collect an win
A. Queen of England writes.
Yo mofo. word up. respec to you an your crew. but, can you tell us how old you are?
A. Queen, Windsor, England
Well A. Queen. in answer to your question, yes.
If you'd like to ask moi anything, simply write an email to WakingRob@aol.com (freepost), subject your email "Question for Rob" and Ill try ansering itas soon as i can.