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Feeling in a right not arsed mood lately (hence lack of updates)
It hasnt helped, when getting to finish a lengthy entry, it was all of sudden deleted when aol decided to fuck up.
CUNT
Here goes again
Had a few funny stories to tell, which will be in brief
Court was amusing, they had a vending machine in there. Which I felt was a lil amusing. There was a girl there in a waitress's outfit. Them outfits that Hoolywood movie diner waitress have. A guy who was dressed in the most stereotypical outfit you could think of for a scouser. Proper chav. Shell suit AND chav hat. He looked a little too edgy for my likings.
Also there is the story of the customer at work who wanted compensating because the live screening of England at the Euro 2004 had been cancelled. Which is funny in itself. But I jokingly emailed someone in work saying that the lady wanted compensation and asked if i should speak with Sven about this. I got the reply "Nah - ask the customer to write in to head office."
But the one story I would like to talk about, is one that a girl in work told me about her sister.
Her sister went on Wacka day. To play that words association game. Timmy said the first word, probably Earth or something similar. Turned to my mates sister who replied, in a rather bad scouse accent,
"Weeeeurld" (for those not fluent in scouse, this means "World")
"Huh?" Timmy said, with a blank look on his face
"Weeeurld!" said the sister. Getting a little annoyed that Timmy hadnt a clue what she was clearly saying (clearly to herself of course)
So Timmy thought he could understand what she was saying by saying it himself, but slowly, and with amplified lip movement.
"Wee-ee-euu-urld?" In total confusion. "Nope. Bonk" He then turned to the other kid who simply said
"World"
Id of loved to of seen Timmys confused face saying "Wee-ee-eeu-urld"
Plus I have camping this weeked. So looking forward to it.
Will have some photos of sheep, hills, lakes for you all.
And try and sort out V tickets also this weekend. Which would be really nice to get.
Catchin up
Star Runner. Simple as pie. Collect the stars. [Game]
Got my rocks on
Twister Football. Those crazy Japanese always do things different. Even football. [Video]
HVPS. Fantastic 80's TV tribute act. [Site]
Kidshow2. Quite a bizzare show. Think "what if.... Chris Morris made Seaseme Street." [Video] (HINT Very big download, right click and "save as..." watch when you have 14 spare minutes.)
Lego Thriller. All 13 minutes of Michael Jacksons Thriller video done in the style of Lego. [Video] (Yet another right click and "save as...")
If you like that and your good, I'll show you how to get Radiohead's Just video in Lego.
Ididoth. Do you have a problem on your front head or tesiclites? Rrring. [Cartoon]
Two Words
Cam - Ping
Im really looking forward to this. Hope the weather sticks. Could be a good laugh.
But first, beer and a meal next door.
Gonna have a good weekend.
Everyone else, enjoy yourselves.
Ill title you in a minute.
Camping was fun. More later if I get the chance.
In work. Overtime.
Plus I now have a new job role. Basically I dont have to take calls anymore. Which is never fun. Its always good to have someone moan at you each day. So I asked for a little bit of phone time.
And thats life.