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Out of control
So the boss has said we have done "exceptional" work hitting our targets, so is given everyone free breafasts, up to the cost of £1.40.
So do I have the egg on toast or bacon on toast, tough choice.
Anti-Chav King Kong Climbing Spikes
Well it seems the "new look" local shopping centre has now been proofed incase of random chav King Kongs decide to scale it for amusment. Lah!
May all damsels sleep safe tonight.
How am I driving?
Radiohead - Creep. A little animation to Creep. [Watch It]
How not to be eaten by a duck. Maybe Bush could use this document to scare Americans in to voting for him in 4 years time. "Peep-hole of America. Only I can save you from a forty five minute duck attack." [Read It]
Top earning dead celebrities. Easy work if you can get it. [Read It]
NYC Garbage. You too can own a piece of GENIUENE NYC garbage for only $25. They found a niche and have filled it, with garbage. [Shop]
I woz ere [sic]. A excellent graffitti/movie thingy-mijig. They must of used alot of paint to make this. [Watch It] nb:Quite a large movie, but worth the wait. Beware dial up users.
Book of sick. Soe very hit and miss stories in teh comics section. [Read It] PS. People who are easily offended, dont look it.
Scuba diving is bad for your feet. Mount Rushmore caughht on hidden camera. [Watch It]
Brid. Find the worm. Well what are you waiting for? [Play It]
Re-enacted by Bunnies. Freddy Vs Jason. Not the best film to re-enact. [Watch It]
Re-enacted by Bunnies part two. Scream. [Watch It]
Re-enacted by Bunnies part three. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Save the better one till last. [Watch It]
After You. A nice animation about being polite. [Watch It]
Lucky man
Also I won a tenner on the lottery at the weekend. That and my free breakfast I feel like the luckiest man.
Ill fake bomb your arse in a minute
So two Kent news reporters have got a fake bomb through the Channel Tunnel. Filled with pastry.
Firstly, I dont know if many bombs are made of pastry, but I can imagine it now, ten's of injured people walk from the wreckage with cornish or cheese pasties hanging from their limbs.
Second, I wonder if Sayers well be held for questioning for aiding terrorists?
Think you can play me!
Super Monkey Ball 2. The fantastic monkey ball caomes to flash. [Play It]
Super Monkey Ball 2. And so do the fantastic mini monkey ball games. [Play It]
Slapper. No not a game about picking up in Newcastlle. [Play It]
Courage. The cowardly dog has his own game. Help him save his friends from the TV ghosts. [Play It]
Magic trick. There is something about killing birds at a long distance, but dont let it distract you from the card trick. Youll be playing this over and over asking "how the Hell...?" [Watch It]
China. 130 year old fire put out. In other news China sees sudden increase in unemployment. [Read It]
Batman Begins. Download a trailer to the new Batman movie. [Watch It]
Too good to be true
Quite possible the greatest news story ever. With fitting picture's.
"Um Cleat-Us, wos diss?"