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Sunday lazy Sunday
So, I dont mind working Sunday. I mean I have to miss O.C. and Smallville, but hey its easy money. Not that many calls, maybe because everyone is watching Smallville.
But why oh why, did the mature lady of the office think it to be okay to play Love Power Ballads 2006 part 18?
PLEASE, NO MORE MEATLOAF!
A river flows.
How it works....the computer. Is a book that was published in 1971 and contains this revolutionary hypothesis 'Computers do not have brains' [Read It]
10X10. I'm not sure if this is art or a news site. But its well done. The top 100 words used in various news RSS feeds are used to highlight that story, with little pics too. Nice. [Read It]
The Apologist. Catholic rap, I highly listening to "53 Beads On A String," in the 'music' section. [Listen]
Canadian Immagration. Apparently the day after the US elections seen the biggest amount of visitors on the Canadian immagration website. [Read It]
Star Wars Episode 3. For those who have been locked away for the last 7 days. 'The Trailor.' [Watch It]
Your going to die here
Virtual Bartender. Subversient chicken meets chick. I have no idea what the beer is for??? [Watch It]
kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.
Bubble. I love them Japanese. [Play It]
Dancing Queen. Dancing games come to your keyboard. DO NOT USE KEYBOARD AS DANCE MAT. [Play It]
TwiddleStix. Fun game with a stick. Not for dogs. [Play It]
The Raven. After watching an episode of the Halloween special Simpsons Ive bee a fan of Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven. Now hear is a beautiful movie. Nevermore. [Watch It]
Come with me
So I recently bought a phone of ebay. It arrivied the other day. While I was setting up my own settings and basically cleaning up the phone when I found an old MMS from the previous owner. One sent to his missus. Basically the young man had removed his pants, was excitied and letting his missus know "what was at home when she got back!"
Now do I give Positive or Negative feedback?
Who Killed .... Moirob?
Pawsense. This is for cat owners. A software that detects when your cat has jumped on your keyboard and tries to scare it away from the pc. I havent got a cat to try this out. [Use It]
Freak Show In My Pocket. Click a matchbox then open it up for a little show, my favourite is Crippled Showgirl. [Watch It]
Apple Manual. How to pick up and carry your iMac G5. [Read It]
Dads Home. A wierd lil movie. [Watch It]
Pull My Finger. The virtual whoopie cushion if you will. [Use It]
Homer. Click him. Dont be scared. [Play It]
Psychedelic Kitten Snake. Sname, with a psychedelic kitten twist. [Play It]
Please kill Moi. If you loved Moi, you WOULD do it. Kilmekilmekilme
More tales from work.
Currently sat at what I like to call my desk. We were recently shuffled round the office and I got moi a nice desk. Its next to a window (I can see actual daylight, as it happens) and its a nice clean(ish) desk. Id been sat at my desk for a few weeks when irratating mature woman (you might remember her from the power ballads winge) well she decided to come back to work and chose to sit near moi.
Why?
Ever since she started to sit there Ive hated work. I feel depressed and the window no longer shows moi freedom but a means to a painless death away from this woman.
The facts.
She likes to moan about everything. Absolutely everything. She is rota'd in for a late shift, leaving a six o'clock "cant believe I'm in till six" Grates her voice. But she says it like she came in to work not knowing what time she finished and the powers that be have JUST emailed her what time she can finish.
"I CANT BELIEVE I FINISH AT SIX"
If she looked at her rota like the rest of us she would of been aware for the past 3 weeks that today she finished at six.
The Date.
She recently 'met' a guy on a dating website. She would come in a few days , "he was texting me all night. Had to go buy more credit to text him back." This is a mature over weight woman acting like a 12 year old girl. Next she started to talk about how when he was online but not replying to his emails, was he emailing someone else? Some then asked had she met him, her answer was no. It was there first date in a few days.
There was the tale about how she didnt want to go New York with him this New Years because her fantasy marriage proposal was Central Square, New York and she felt like she would be rushing in to marriage by accepting a holiday to New York (still with no one she has met).
Today she is talking about how if he wants to start having children, she would have to go the doctors about it and would take a little longer cause of the tablets she takes for her illness. But at least they have met twice for her to be thinking about kids. I dont want her sounding crazy.
Oh her illness.
She has this little yellow fan that is on her desk. I say her desk, it lies on mine pointing at her. When she is off a few people use it if the office has been warm. She sent an email around a few days ago asking people not to take it as she has it for medical reasons.
I really do hope the medical reason is that the doctor told her to stick a live fan up her arse.
Itd be nice if the cleaners done a better job tidying, or there were more seats near a window and I would move.
But I do enjoy my seat.
Another fantastic news headline
Burglars 'hit by falling demand'. [Read It]
Apparently, the publics demand of no longer wanting second hand goods has put burglars out of buisness.
Could this mean the end of eBay too?