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These pretzels are making my mouth dry
LegO-zone. Lego decide to join Eurovision Song contest 2005. [MTV]
Van Damme, he is good. Seniór Van Damme describes himself as a "Superhero in bed." Nice. [Read It]
The Beatles. After acid tripping in India with Himalayan yak monks, the Beatles took the the studio with the Beastie Boys. Well it could of happened. Anyways, The Beastles, download 'em before they get taken down. [Download]
Floating signs. There is a statement as to 'Why?' But the photos are pretty clever still. [See It]
Funny Flaps. It makes you feel that perhaps the BBC had hired Chris Morris to educate children. [See It]
The Future. Ah, finally. Toyota show us the 'Future' we all want. Single piece silver jump suits with glowing bits, and an ED209 vehicle. Nice. [Read It]
Far too good looking.
So my holiday this year is a 190 mile trek, through 3 National Parks, over 14 days. This could be the best fun Ive had in 22 years. And possible the best fun Ill have for the next 22 years. Until I hit middle age and spend all my cash on a top class prostitute.
Anyways, after a few days in to the walk, by the way we will be carrying 14 days worth of clothes with us all the way. 14 days in man terms means about 4 pairs of pants/tops and enough underwear. So we do the walk a few days and we get to Striding Ridge. Which is, simple put, a 2km walk with a 260m ascent, with a peak at 850m. And along this 850m high, 2km walk is sheer drops either side. I believe most people would say it would be fatal if you fell due to bad weather. If there is any point in my life I hope for good weather, all the way across this ridge is that 'point'.
New York is that-a mister
So, on the heels of getting a few free breakfasts over the Christmas period, it turns out I won works incentive. Which is train tickets down to London, accomodation in a "Prestige Leicester Square" hotel and a hundred pounds to spend. Whcih fits in really well with Chelsea tickets I got as a Christmas present. So I did alright.
Also one of the girls from work has invited herself down to London on the spare ticket. So, could a good night.
Todays Hero
Todays hero brought to you by America.
A lawyer in America is fighting a legislation to make theaters print the actual time the movie starts.
There, people, is a 'real' law.
The catchy search results.
So after seeing madame sungirltan search results I figured lets go see what people are saying to access my blog.
We have "anal beads and the poo on them once taken out." I think this has something to do with a persons name that was Chew Shit Fun. But its made me laugh.
But what is more hilarious is the next one down. "december 2004 guestbook medical doctors in turkey." What!?!