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I ordered a Bacon and Mushroom Melt from the pub yesterday. What I was not expecting was them to put three full giant mushrooms on each half of the baguette. That took me by surprise
Don't tell Destiny.
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Seen this sign on a bridge in Manchesters Canal Street. If anyone can give clues as to why bills cannot be posted on a bridge please let me know, it has baffled me since I seen Jerry.
Eat this mother hubbard
In work, on overtime, stuck on hold to Thomas Cook for last umpteen minutes thanks to a title in a booking......but I have found this.
Happy Days
Get On!
Here is an update on the online petition set up by United Confederacy Against WWW to ban the internet.
One member of UCAWWW has their own website.
A weekly round up.
Not much has happened lately.
I have been to see my aunt/uncle's new baby, Cameron. He looks very cute indeed. Very happy for them, as after years of paying for multiple IVF's and other options for getting pregnant, as they were saving up for their thrid treatment, my aunt, just by chance, got pregnant. So very very happy. Cameron is in a specail care unit and cannot be taken home for a few days due to some complications during pregnancy, but seems to be fine and is being looked after at Alder Hey.
This has led me to think of sponsering for Alder Hey hospital when I do my walk across Britain. My way of saying thank you to the doctor's and nurse's at Alder Hey.
Also while at the hospitel, only one person can visit the mother/father and baby at a time. So I was sat in the waiting room with my mum nan and a few other relatives/friends of the family, and my mum is being generally loud talking about her tea with a friend and I turn to my nan and say....
Me: "You can't take her anywhere."
Nan: "No you can't..." pauses for effect, "but when you do you have to go back and apologise."
Which cracked the entire waiting room up.
Right Big Brother. So my hates/loves (already) are....
Love jacuzzi fun!
Vanessa and Craig....cannot stand. These could be really irritating. Like the gay one and mouthy girl from last years one....but more irritating.
Fancy Makosi, unlucky 13 and her task. Here's hoping she makes it through to more weeks, otherwise there'll me nothing for me to look at.
Scary Mary O'Leary. Fantastic.
What the hell is up with Kemal?
And everyone else seems alright.
And in my final piece of news, I have found, possibly the greatest pair of trainers since my last buy. Ill try and get a picture of my current trainers, but heres a pic of ones that I'll hopefully have VERY soon)
Okay, Not Quite the Plan I Expected.
So much for having off the next Bank Holiday weekend. I've calculated that the Bank Holiday weekend I'll be having off isn't until August. In a field. Dancing to Faithless. Next Bank Holiday is all mine.
All though I do have a fantastic night coming up at Garlands, where a friend will be singing karaoke. In the gayest club in Liverpool. Gonna be good.
Anyone in or around Liverpoll on June 11th should head to Garlands for a one off top night.
More on Big Brother. I hear that Makosi sleeps naked, which the house mates found out earlier today....hopefully I'll find this out in tomorrows tabloids.
Currently reading peoples reasons to cry while eating. Some fantastic reasons.
"Thrown out of stunt school."
Spotted
Well I've had numerous phone calls yesterday from friends and family, people in the pub stop and ask me and people in work telling me ..... that I've been seen on the current 'The Springer Show' advert.
I myself have not seen it, yet. I am flicking over to ITV during every advert break (which makes a difference from flicking away during advert breaks).
Think I may have to contact ITV and get a copy of this advert.
But if you happen to see the advert look out for myself, I'll be the one in the brown shirt, stubble, glasses and I believe I'm suppose to have my head in my hands.
Edit: I now hear that I'm suppose to be laughing and covering my mouth.
Keep an eye out for my very first National TV advert......
Thats enough about moi, how are you?