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Well seeing as that in order to get my socially labelled chavscum band I have to send off 10 referals and they have to send 10 referals and so on for ever before I get a hint of a band. And seeing as that I hate junk email I will not be sending this out I made my own wristband.
"LIVEROB" is written on the band.
If anyone would like a LiveROB band just email me and let me know where you want your LiveROB wristband sent and one will be sent out within 5 working days.
It took how long?
About 3 years ago there was party.
At this party there were alot of bad intoxicating things. For instance there was ket, GHB and similar types, somethings I have not done in about 3 years.
At this party there was Showbizs' exgirlfriends brother. This guy, 'Just One More Dave', wasn't use to all the different magical and fun things people were putting up their noses. 'Just One More Dave' kinda turned in to a bit of a freak and was twisting up all the walls in the house like in them old Levi twisted jean adverts.
At this party there was also a camera. After 3 years of doing nothing this camera was developed over the weekend.
Showbiz called moi yesterday and said that there is a photo of 'Just One More Dave.' Asleep in a puddle of his own urine surrounded by gnomes with a sign on him saying "Don't Feed the Cows."
I was also told that there is a photo of moi doing a bit of DJing, which made me remember that under certain substances and at the wrong time of day a Toploader song may be considered 'alright.'
Which is why I end this entry with a warning.
"Kids, Don't Do Drugs."
No Point At All
I am writing this entry for one reason only, stuck in work and curruntely listening to.....
Last night I we got a tip off about a pub in Runcorn that was alright.
Moi and Showbiz headed over to the Masonic to try out this tip off.
The last time I heard about the Masonic was someone had been killed after leaving there, this was a few years ago.
Since then Runcorn has had a college built and the tip off was this was where the students went to.
Excellent. Students. With alcohol. In Runcorn.
When we got to the Masonic it we were happy to read it was Karaoke night, this should be good. And indeed the karaoke guy was really good. Like someone who could of come straight from a Peter Kay skit.
The pub was indeed full of students.
There was some downside to students singing karaoke, that most of the songs were kind slow paced, ie that Mad World song. Which I do dislike.
The tip off also goes on to say that Fridays and Saturdays are rock nights for goths. This could turn out fun.
Fun Fact number 1
Somedays I get REALLY annoyed at my job. Not the job really, but just the customers.
Dont get moi wrong, not all customers are the same. Some are really nice and polite and helpful.
Some of them when making a flight booking insert their email address where their first name goes. Stuff like this can be helped.
I need a break. I have a break coming up, but it means I have to work alot between now and then in order to get some money together, which of course means having to speak with more simple customers.
Catch 22 I say.
Anyways, only 20 more minutes then off in to Liverpool. Reakky skint at the minute so can't afford to go out, but my friend is taking his missus up to town and has said he will pay for me to go up. I assume he knows that they will not be able to think up conversation for more then 2 hours together. Who am I to argue, I get a free night out.
Anyway, peace out.
Contrary to popular belief
The weekend.
No money, seen some old friends (including the Beautiful One, Sammy have you seen the naked photo of him?), partied from Friday evening till Saturday afternoon, got new clothes, slept about 30 minutes, met with more friends, who done sound bites for a radio show, went pub, drank more, slept a little more, went pub, watched Chelsea beat Arsenal, drank more, ate and finally slept. And only spent £20 over the entire weekend. Pretty good I say.
EDIT:Sorry its short, alot of stuff did haoppen this weekend. Some of it even exciting, but just doesnt sit well in words. I would like to tell more, but can't be arsed.
Plus I'm sat in work on my day off (a Monday as well) and not too impressed, but hey it's for a cause. Think of the dream.