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Myfanawy, I am (Welsh for Good Morning)
I use to think I was unique. Different to everyone else I knew. I can definitely say when growing up as a kid keeping it real and kickin' it on the streets there was absoltuely no one I knew like me.
Apparently though, according to the Beeb online, I'm not THAT unique.
Infact 1 in 18 people in the world have a third nipple.
Taking in to account that my 20six statistics shows I am listed in 62* bloggers favourites lists, that means 3 of my readers also have a third nipple?
Is it you?
*(Now edited to include Makosi's Chocolate Boobs in above stats.)
Spastic Plastic
The iPod nano looks like the new must have.
Its going at the top of my wish list for when I get back of my hols.
Coming soon, slightly used iPod shuffle with a few songs on, for someone who deserves it.
Is it you?
Stupididioticfoolishnincompoophipppcrocopig. Done.
I've put of blogging for a few days. I have a few things to blog. A few things to get off my chest. Somethings that have been just, tipping my scale. Fo Shizzle.
But today, of all days, everyone in work has decided to sit around my work area. So thats quite out of the way.
One thing that is really annoying me is the new guy in work. He's a topper. Reminds me of the Topper character in Dilbert. Basically, for those who don;t read it, anything anyone has done he has done it better. More drugs. Drank more at last nights meal. Got hit on by more men then anyone else. Bought the most expensive meal. This could be a fun day.
Plus, I would like to make sure that absolute EVERYONE supports War Child, buy downloading the fantastic new compliation album Help! A Day In The Life.
All songs are new and original by all artist's, here is the track listings.
1. Radiohead - I Want None of This
2. The Coral - It Was Nothing
3. The Zutons - Hello Conscience
4. Elbow - Snowball
5. The Magic Numbers - Gone Are The Days
6. Maximo Park - Wasteland
7. The Go! Team - Phantom Broadcast
8. Emmanuel Jal - Gua
9. Keane and Faultline - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
10. Kaiser Chiefs - I Heard It Through The Grapevine
11. Bloc Party - The Present
12. Hard-FI - Help Me Please
13. Belle and Sebastian - The Eighth Station of the Cross Kebab House
14. Tinariwen - Cler Achel
15. George and Anthony - Happy Christmas, War Is Over
16. Gorillaz - Hong Kong
17. Babyshambles - From Bollywood to Battersea
18. The Manic Street Preachers - Leviathan
19. Razorlight - Kirby's House
20. Damien Rice - Cross-eyed Bear
21. Mylo - Mars Needs Women
22. Coldplay - How You See The World No. 2
Either download it now, or wait for the CD to come in to the shops, but please buy it.
Get that thing out of here.
It was Monday afternoon. People working their happy soul sucking nine to five jobs were walking about on their allotted 30 minute breaks. Some of this scum walking about were lazy multi-offspring single mums looking for hand outs as they had a bad time when there husband beat them for years. Maybe this was the alcohol making me feel bad things.
Alot of people were staring. I didnt care, I hadnt ate for hours and I was going to make sure that I finished of this whole foot long Subway without dropping a single piece of lettuce. Maybe people had reason to look. I wasnt going to stop and ask "hey what you looking at?" as this would of made the public a bit more conscience of me. And at this point in time I could do with not having to deal with any city "law officer's." I suppose the feather boa sticking out from my bag or the large stolen inflatable guitar was worrying people. I may be right. It could of been the fact that I was wearing a giant fish head costume that was making people stare. But I was in no mood to stop and find out. Who knows when we were going to get stopped.
My weekend didn't start out that bad. I helped check in to the apartments, decorate the flat for the birthday party we were about to celebrate. All this I done in a perfect sober mood. I was a little let down by the fact we hadn't got hold of the acid, but the quarter of coke I felt would get a few of us high for most of the night. And the other parts of the night could be used up downing the huge amounts of alcohol that kept piling itself up in the fridge.
We had a boat party to get to. One that my friend was dj'ing on. We helped set up the decks and sound-system which pretty much meant that we missed the rest of the boat party on the upper floor, where everyone and everything seemed to be happening. Well everyone who wasnt downstairs was up stairs, but that was still about 90% of the party.
Showbiz's set went well. The thing that went off the scale was the limbo. Who'd of thought. The limbo was brought in to plan as the idea was we were hoping for rough seas and fallen limbo victims. But the seas were calm, and the limbo went ahead without any one falling over. Some girls were very flexible. I may start taking in a limbo stick in to bars holding it at waist hight and making sure any girl I take home can limbo under the stick.
The after party was alot quieter. There was a deposit hanging in the air over the apartment. It was forced upon us to be quiet, not to wreck the place. Play it calm, collected the dollars on the way out and get more drunk.
As we left the apartment there were incidents we would like to remember, Helen walking round in her thong. Things we would like to forget, freaky James and his unusual ways. Too hard to explain. Id rather not think about that guy anymore. But the thing here is that we all left. Some before others, lightweights, and some a little later who wanted to make the day last.
Full of alcohol, coming down off a coke high and with a fish mask on we headed in to Town. We didnt have the inflatable guitar with us until we got to the fancy dress party to drop off the pirate. I knew if I got caught by the police I could never explain the inflatable guitar, let alone the fish head. Best thing to do was head to the train quietly.
Then it hit me. Like a suicidal body hitting the ground from the 10th floor. Put on the fish face. No one will see you then. You can get to the bar first have a few drinks, make the train and no one will ask about the guitar.
After the strip club idea went horrible wrong for fear we would be surrounded by seedy business men and tourists (it was still only the afternoon) we headed for the trains. This was it!. The end was near. I knew as soon as we got off the train in Runcorn the energy would be gone and we would head home. Party over. I played along with Showbiz's idea of carrying on drinking at Runcorn, but I knew it was a lie. I may have had a mask on, but I could still see through his lies. They were as clear as thin air. But I headed home anyway.
Game over.
Pictures are currently at Boots being developed. I have other news too, but it can wait.
"Mobile phones; good for kids and rape victims" - anonymous
Well, here is an update on teh nubbin (or third nipple) that I reported on the other week. A few have asked about it. Well not a few, only one person. So for that person here is my thir nipple. Everyone else close your eyes and scroll past. (No peeking)
Here is a photo far away, so you can see where about the third nipple is located
And here is a close up so you can see the size and detail. (please note finger in view is my smallest finger so to give perception of size.tiny)
Also in other news. The girl who had got my number off a mutial friend. Plans were made to meet up. Feel through for some reason or another. Gutted really cos she was nice. The peek has gone and Im not too sure if I can be bothered chasing and 'playing games.' If she wants to make plans then she can ask.
But in other news another girl has randomly been in touch. A little bit more hope with this one. She text at me at teh weekend to see if I fancied meeting up. I said I wasnt in the mood for waiting outside clubs at 2am, it was cold and I had work in a few hours.
She apologised for the late text the next day I will get back in touch when she returns from London Fashion week next week.
So at least I have something to look forward to when I get back from my walk (next week it starts, yey)
Also, I am making plans to head to London myself to see the mighty Chelsea take on Blackburn. Its been a whilst since Ive been to The Bridge. So need to head down there for the game and a night out.
Ill be picking up my photos of last last weekend. They should be up here somewhere in some form. Soon.
How is everyone?
PS, I have just got a gmail account and have like a hundred invites. If someone would like a gmail account send me an email and I'll send you an invite.
Get the party started
Well a few weeks ago you may recall I mentioned that I went to a cousins party.
Well a few weeks later I have a few pictures of said party, here they are.
Me and my sis doing karaoke. We sang "Walkin on Sunshine." All my sis did is laugh through the entire song. Bless.
Possible the closest Ill get to a Liverpool fan. Moi and my uncle Ian.
Finally, Moi lucky very very drunk. And stood with my mum.
3 frickin years
So work are putting on a bit of a party, having prizes, sweets, alocohol, vouchers given out due to us being here for 3 years. Kind of a morale boosting type of shindig.
Why dont they send us all home with full pay. I'm sure everyone will be happy.