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Annnnnnnd Im done.

So, Im back from my hols. Well my two week 190+ mile walk. It was fun. I enjoyed it alot. I have alot to say. I dont really. I have some drivel. I hurt alot during my walk. A few injuries, ones that made me want to pack it in and come home early. There was an incident were we nearly got lost during heavy rain and very strong winds, same incident nearky had us blown off a moutain. Also I found out I lost my job on the first day of being on my holidays. There were a few more tales and aot of photos, but Ill get round to them over the next few days.


I hope youve all been ok.


Im off to soak my feet and tell my tales to friends over cans.


Possé, keep it real.


 

11 Kommentare 1.10.05 18:09, Comment

Some might say

So the job search continues. Its now day two. Well day 16 if your including how long Ive actually known about my job loss. But still, its over 1 day. Im hating not having a job. I know that the agency are paying some amount for the next 4 weeks whilst still unemployed, due to the contract I signed and the nature of my job loss. So I have a little money to fall back on. But, as I havent had my first weeks pay since being unemployed (sounds stupid doesnt it) I havent a clue about how LITTLE it is exactly.


Anyways, I was told I would receive a call. I heard nothing yesterday so I left a voice message with the agency rep at my old job to get in touch with moi. Apparently she has moved jobs now too, well moved to a different location, so its almost like square one.


I was told there may be work at O2, but after leaving a voice message yesterdayd making a second call today I was told that they'd get back in touch with moi. But I've not heard anything back. Yet.


I mean really I should give them a little time to get back in touch with moi. At least 24 hours. At least. But I hate not knowing what's happening.


DDDDDAaAAAAMMmnnnnnnn nnnn you.


Well I've signed on with a few more agencys. Will check local papers, yadda yadda.


Same ol same ol.


In completely other news.


I bought some pizzas for the house mate today. I ate two of hers last night when I was a little hungary, so I figured Id replace 'em. She tells moi today as I put them away, "the ones I bought were replacements for two I ate of yours."


At least if we keep each others replacement pizza's there will always be some Italian food in the kitchen.


Yep, nothing interesting at all. Sorry.

2 Kommentare 4.10.05 16:32, Comment

Dust off the cobwebs, the exit isn't far.

A little bit of Radiohead news next. Apparently, the nice listeners over at BBC Radio 6 have voted Radioheads OK Computer as the 6th most over rated album ever.
Not too sure about most over rated of all time, but most over rated Radiohead album.
*Looks at over rated background on blog.* I could be a hypocrate here.


Beware, geek joke alert.
Superman born in NYC. Congratulations Mr Cage.


Do you think there was ever a pre-historic Ann Summers? There must of been. Where else would of scientists of found this cave-woman sex aid.


Great gameplay. Fantastic sound. Amazing graphics. A must play.


Some porn for you all. Whats better then teens and corpse pics.


Possibly the studpidest comment ever. Ok, most idiotic comment.

2 Kommentare 4.10.05 17:53, Comment

OW, watch where you swing that thing

Well I had a nice idea for an entry.


I was walking to my mums the other day. Wait there is more, that wasn't it all.


Well at the side I seen like a quazillion conkers all laying at the side. Which I instnatly thought there was something wrong.


When I was a kid keeping it real on the street, moi and my friends used to go conker hunting. We would set off after dinner. Walk across fields, through woods till we reached the perfect place for conker collecting. We could spend between half and hour to an hour walking to the one conker heaven. (actually it was the only place I knew where we could find conkers, so it was the only place we ever went).
Any how, we would spend hours searching through leaves, throwing sticks at trees, dodging falling conkers and sticks. There was the occasional ow to be heard from the other side of the tree. But we would make sure our plastic bags were full to the top before leaving and heading off home before dark and in time for tea.


So it was kind of sad for moi to walk past quite alot of conker trees and loads of conkers. Moi and my friends would have all these conkers picked up in minutes and home knocking the middle out of each other.
I was thiking that maybe time had come that no one played conkers any more. That the next time I ever seen this game being played was when I would be teaching it my future son or nephew.


That was until I walked past the same area yesterday and all the conkers were gone.
Its good to know that conkers are still being used for good.


Or, they are being used by yoofs by throwing them off bridges over express ways and A-roads.


My job search has had a bit of good news. I heard from an agency that had some work starting next week, maybe this week, for 3 weeks.
It may be only 3 weeks but I'll take anything at the minute.

2 Kommentare 5.10.05 12:10, Comment

Nothing rhymes with orange damn you

Bored? <s>Lonely?</s> Ok, maybe not lonely. Need humouring? Kill time? Read every script to Monty Python. Go on, nudge nudge


Watch Tom Cruise's fantasitc acting in <spooky crazy like voice over> War of The Worrrrrrrlds </spooky crazy like voice over>


Britney fears for sex tape. When I say 'fear for' I mean 'releases'.


Go to Google Translate.
Type 'my mom is nice and cool' into the box.
Translate from English to Spanish.
Translate the Spanish text back to English.

15 Kommentare 6.10.05 13:44, Comment

Whats the matter.

Well before I get started on my details of my walk here is a little story from before I went on my hols.


My friend got a call a few weeks earlier to go on the Jeremy Kyle show, in the audience. Jeremy Kyle is the guy who took over from Trisha.
So moi and a few friends head on down to Granda Studios having a bit of banter, suggesting we let the producers know we were on the Jerry Springer show and adverts and maybe we could be put on the adverts for this show too.


After being seated a member of the crew was going around giving her speel about how we should be asking questions and clapping yadda yadda. She turns to the audience seated around moi and says "arou you all right with that?"
The audience give a slight "meh."
So I turn to the crew member and say "that wasn't very convincing!"


So the crew member tuns to moi and smiles, laughs and says how funny and attractive I am....
Okay that didnt happen, but I was hopping it did.


So the crew member turns to moi and actually says "..." and walks off.


A little later our host walks on. Winking, giving it the fingers to the audience. Playing it blazay and throws moi a dirty look and carries on walking amongst his common people.
So I turn to my friends and and they say "I cant believe he just give you a dirty look. He didnt like you"
We got to assuming maybe, doubtfully, someone had recognized moi from the Springer show and adverts and this is how he treats audience who have been on other shows.
Or maybe we all imagined it.


The show starts and everyone gets to a clapping and cheering and the host comes on shaking hands. Comes to the row that I am on and shakes hands of my friends SKIPS MOI and shakes the guy to my immediate left. So I stare wide eyed at my friends and they acknowledge I have just been blanked.


Whilst the breaks are on, another thing. When they took breaks they actually tooke the 3 minute break. It wasn't live so why take the actually break length?
Anyway moi and my friends started chatting and we assumed the reason I had been thrown dirty looks and blanked had to be that the crew member I spoke to earlier thought I ment her speel was 'not convincing.'


Moral of the story, think of better chat up lines that people will be able to follow.


Any comment Jeremy Kyle?
"..."
Nope, didnt think so!


In other news. I got stopped in the shops today by a girl of the same age as myself asking "how are you?"
My response was to carry on walking past her, turn and say "are you talkig to me?"
She was and did know who she was. Vaguely knew. She was an ex of an old friend. So we get to chatting for quite some time and offers to see if she can help moi out with my job search and takes my number.
So I'd like to see where this one goes.

8 Kommentare 6.10.05 18:39, Comment

Nice breasts

Who would win between an alligator and a 13 foot snake? Well after taking an early start and swallowing the alligator you'd think the snake, apperantly not!


A Shining trailor like none other. Makes the film look like a PG family movie.


What Really Happend explains alot about various conspiracy theories.

2 Kommentare 7.10.05 13:35, Comment