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Coming back up for air
Or "I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."
Well not much happened.
The last few days have be consumed by eating loads of sandwiches (I may of become addicted to them, please leave a comment with your favorite sarnie filling), overtime, two occasions of drunken eveings (one were I had to stop a fight and my mate slashed his hand drunkenly putting it through a glass when home), but its been relatively calm.
Also, my friend tells moi that he has started a blog. Now Ive mentioned him a few times on here and maybe there are some things I dont want him to know. (But seeing as Im always drinking with him he knows everything anyway.) but basically I want to get hold of his page without him knowing mine (he is probably doing the exact same thing)
So if anyone comes aross his page, it may be easy to tell as I Know he has just stuck up some photos of a recent party we were both at so you should be able to see moi, please let moi know. (But Ill more then likely just ask him in the next few days anyway)
So what you folks doing?
I really wish I could be more entertaining. Ill try and post some amusing links for you all.
Call that a knife?
A quick word from the Ed.
"Firstly, Id like to apologise for MoiIdiots lack of entry earlier. His sense of interest seems so far away at the moment, the edge of the Universe seems leaps closer. Hopefully we can keep the fanbase from hitting that delete button with a few witty and interesting, ROB get it? Interesting! links et al.
'What your favourite butty?' What an idiot, Im sorry readers.
Thats all queers."
Thanks Ed, you queg.
Well first link of the road to recovery is Q-Unit. Baiscally what woul happen if you mixed fiddy cent and Freddie Mercury. Will make for a great Christmas present for hardcore rap fans. Download, rrrrrip and wrrrrrap it up for the lil rapper in your life.
Play a game of stand on a ball.
Stalkers Delight! Test this out, type in your name and town and see what info is easily accessible by abolutely everyone. Stalkers type in your victims name and town and get more info on them.
Here is the full version of Sonys beautiful bouncey ball advert. I know that some of the balls are CGI, but still some thousands of bouncing balls were dropped down the famous roads of San Fransisco.
Check out these girls in stuck cars. Buy a dvd of just check out the galleries.
A nice Jedi fighting game.
Semisonic
Or "Smile; it the second best thing one can do with one's lips."
So I've had a little annoyance with my housemates of late.
Geraldine, got annoyed by the fact there was porn on her laptop. Im a single guy in my early twenties with access to the interweb, of course Im going to be going on to porn sites. So she said that I couldn't use her laptop again. Then she switches over the TV so she can wath the X-Factor despite that Ive been watching TV for a while and she is in the other room getting ready to go out. Which really annoyed moi alot to.
Then Alister. Instead of simply wiping the one dish in the sink, he turns to moi as I head to the shower and asks if I can do my dishes before I go to bed. Then he also asks moi to remove my underwear from the radiator. Why he couldnt do it himself he said was because he didnt want to touch other peoples underwear. I wanted to explain to him that the underwear had just come from the washing machine and went straight on to the radiator and I hadnt had chance to wear the underwear so there was no fear of bollock sweat. But I wasnt in the mood to discuss the non-politics of underwear removal with Alister.
It made moi think that Im not enjoying myself at this house anymore. I never spend anytime there. Mainly as I do overtime for money, and to stay out of the house, or Ill go round to my mums to access the interweb or just to get away.
It certainly is time I started to think about moving.
I was invited to Leeds this weekend. I had alot of fun. Shopping, drinking, eating and talking to strange clubbers who were clearly off their tits.
So apart from the sore knees, elbows and back I had alot of fun in Leeds.
So much so that its where I'm thinking about moving to.
My plan is to have a look online for jobs/houses in and around in Leeds. See if its easy to get a job in that area. Also to see how pricey it is to live in Leeds, the general living costs. See how much notice is the least amount of notice I can give before I move in. So if it looks like something that can be done (which it should be able to be done as people do live and work in and around Leeds).
Then Ill give my housemate three months notice. Save up bit by bit each week for the three months till I leave (or if she finds someone to move in sooner leave sooner). Go bak to my mums, pay less rent save more money and one I have an amount of money saved up eql to about 3 months rent then Ill start applying for jobs. Give a few weeks notice before I can start the job giving moi opportunity to et a flat to rent/share and make the move.
I asked a work colleague how he approached his move. He came from Cambridge to Liverpool. He told moi he stayed on his girfriends floor in her parent house for three weeks. Which is something I cant do.
So if anyone has any advice or tips about moving to a new town let moi know.
Paper or Plastic
Or "They did a thing that you do....like you can"
Well, after thinking a lot during work about my new thoughts of moving to Leeds work went past quite quickly.
I thought alot about Menaces handkerchief idea. Basically to save up three months rent move to Leeds and then start applying for jobs. I was a little unsure about this idea at first. I wanted to make sure that I had both a flat and work before moving to Leeds. But alot of thinking today made moi realise the insanity of heading to a new town without a job is just what I need. At least then I can apply for ALL jobs, including agency work.
I mean my luck here of getting a job hasnt been the best. So the best idea may to move, then just basically call the agencies everyday till they say "sure, we have you something."
If I do try this I would have to save up about four/five months rent. Just to be safe.
So Menace, I thank you for your thoughts.
Next I was thinking about moving in to my flat. If I get my own place then I will need to buy all my stuff, again. Cooker, washing machine, fridges and freezer. I'm sure I could by them cheap here, pa to rent out a van for the day and have a relative drive it over to Leeds.
But I think the fact that Im thinking about the small things shows to myself that I really want to do this.
I guess if I get a house share then there is a lot less to worry about.
Next on my agenda is mp3 players. I downloaded Ricky Gervais's podcast. I recomend EVERYONE download this. Its very funny. I had a hard time not laughing out loud in work today. The monkey bit is the best.
Secondly everyone should also download Orry's Summer 2005 mix. Its a good hours worth of what I can only describe as drum and base. I say best describe as I dont havemuch of a clue about dance music. Apart from what gets played in gay bars of course.
Anyways, theres some good uns for people to download for the mp3 players. And if anyone knows of good podcasts, drop moi a line.
Merry Christmas? BAH HUMBUG
(Here at moirob we are trying to keep the seasonal festivities down to a minimum. Due to walking about shopping malls and high streets giving moi tremendous headaches. Mainly due to loud crying children, shouting parents, toys that sing and dance about Christmas as you walk past but mainly them really annoying Christmas songs that get played EVERYFUCKINGWHERE!!!! - Ed) Cheers Ed. Keep in the spirit of things.
So, for those still needing some ideas for Christmas presents, here are some I found which you should consider for loved ones.
Firstly Cross dressing for success. Get some advice on how to cross dress for success .
Secondly for all ladies and gentlemen who want to look younger while taing it from behind, anal bleach cream.
This last one isnt really a Christmas present but something for the ladies to take around with them on them Christmas nights out. No more worrying if the shag you pull at the office party will be able to last the distance, just simply use Man Delay. And for the guys who want to attract the hot ladies in the office, use the Man Bulge.
A mayor in Brazil wants to outlaw dying.
Im not a fan of beastiality, but but this kangaroo having a wank during some guys interview is amusing.
Some more mashups. This time round its Beastie Boys do pop!
Toilet humour is the lowest form of comedy. But but this is genius. Somw places fart sounds over a T.V.angelist.
Whats sweeter then finding an animation by Tim Burton....a collection of animations. Featuring Stain Boy.
An amusing Megaloop. Clcik on Megaman for more characters/songs.
Something more for the weekend.
Well as Ive been so lazy this weekend I thought Id bring some more fancy linkage.
Pyoro, a fun little game. You control a bird, you must eat falling seeds before they knock the floor from under you or bomp you on the head, Ouchie!
Apparently this naked girl plays a character called Fleur in the latest Harry Potter movie. Now if books and movies were this good Id be a fan.
Family Guy clip with two people in people in wheelchairs having sex. Maybe what Stephen Hawking sounds like! (NSFW adverts.)
Watch what happens when this Bowling Idiot forgets to release the ball. Highly amusing.
Another amusing Bill Hicks clip. "Have you ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved." Genious
I would of loved to of seen a Seinfeld-esque style comedy series with Bill Hicks.
I want to see this movie. Anyone want to join moi?
A load of games from the 80's.
"One never knows when the homsexual is about."
Screw Smallville, this is what we're really waiting for, Superman Returns.
Exactly where this belongs
Of course Sony's bouncey ball advert deserves Hall of Fame-ness. Here you go.
PS, for those interested the song featured on the advert is "Heartbeats" by José González. Go fetch his album.