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Good morning
Or "Everyone would love a little Wham in the morning!"
Well back at my old work place. Good to see some familiar faces. Bad to see some that I really do dislike. Over camp gay boy, no for moi thanks. Just taking it easy, not paying attention at the momnet. Suppose to be doing training, but I had been working here almost 2 years so I kind of know what Im doing already. Although due to the buy out last year there are a few new things that I need to be shown about the new owning company.
So despite not doing much, as the manager says, at least I'm on a pay role.
Which leaves very very small gap (actually no gap) in my Leeds saving fund.
Ps, You should already know, but as it was Monday earlier this week (we assum some of you may of forgotten due to hangovers the days of the week - Ed) Ricky Gervais' podcast episode 5 is out.
Hope your well and you've recovered from your New Years hangover.
Never more have I wanted to say.....
STOP THE PRESS
Then right now.
Can you dig it!
The only man alive who looks cool in a teeshirt with his own name on. We salute you!
Local news
I took a photo (yes its bad quality, Im sorry) of an article that caught my eye in the local rag.
It reads
"Break-in. Thieves stole a CD player and thermal cup from a Suzuki van parked on Hale Road in Ditton, Widnes on December 19."
Why a thermal cup though? I mean no one is expecting another Great train Robbery but why did the thieves limit themselves to a CD player and thermal cup? Don't we get real thieves round here?
TFI Friday
Or "Thank Fuck Its Friday!"
Well today I woke up feeling on top form. Kind of the way a hero would wake up after fighting crime for a week and knowing he has done a good job.
This isn't because its Friday.
Nor because it's ther weekend.
Or due to the fact I have actual plans this weekend.
Or that I'm in a job I like with people I like.
Nope the reason I felt fantastic this morning was I got woken up by my alarm playing the Baywatch theme tune.
Beautiful!
Greatest Invention Ever
Picture it now, your driving round in your car. Your not too sure if you took the correct turn. Maybe you should of gone right? You want to stop and ask for directions but no one is around. Then your sat-nav turns and says to you in a Mr T voice;
"Damn fool. You took the wrong turn, now quit your jibber jabber and turn around!"
Is this the stuff of dreams you think? Maybe this type of sat navigation is too forward thinking and cannot be done with todays technology.
You are wrong!
You can now get your hands on a Mr T Sat Nav
Ye Olde Rob
Here is an artists impression of how I would look if I was born in Ye Olde Englande.
"Ye watch out evil Jabberwocky."
PS does anyone else have problems uploading pics when using Firefox...or is it just moi?
What, another job?
Or "I can lose them on a daily basis."
So today I had a meeting in work. Once more i was told that my contact at my job is to end. This is the third time 5 months Ive been told I've lost my job. The second time in one month. And also the second job the same company has made moi redundent.
I've been told though that I am to be held on until the very end, which is the end of March, and that when I do leave that I will carry on being paid for a month due to the contract I have signed. Which is all good.
Plus this would mean I lose my job just before Im to move to Leeds, so Id be quitting about that time anyhow.
So not as bad.
PS Ricky Gervais even for the Monkey News.