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Psychopath Test.
Psychopath Test.
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.
This is not a trick question.
It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right...
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A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him before he left.
A few days later she killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]
Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my favourites list...
Snowed in!
Or "It would of been nice if it was like this 3 months ago."
So, Im sat in work, looking out at a white car park, wet shoes and toes that are slowly getting feeling back...
Today is suppose to be my day off. I did have a plan of getting my hair cut, going for a swim, cashing a rather large check and eating a tasty sandwich. But instead w*rk have asked moi to come in do some overtime and they're gonna pay moi extra so I couldn't say no.
Well I could, but I have plans to move to Leeds and other stuff, like trying to get V tickets. I've decided I must see Radiohead at this fesitval.
I didnt have a good sleep last night. Not too sure why. But I woke up a few times and outside was blanketed with snow. Not like a thing layer but a good few centimetres.
Twas early when I woke up today
I had to leave for w*rk a little earlier today. Drop of my passport and postcard at the post office so I decided to walk to the post office this morning instead of taking the bus so I could stand in all the un-touched snow. And there was loads of it.
Look. Loads of snow. Yesssss!
On my travels I seen that quite alot of animals had had the same idea as myself. There were cats walking in and out of bushes as well birds walking about.
Did he leave or enter the bush? Awwww, look at their little feet.
So My toes were getting cold as snow kept getting on the top of my shoes. As I got near to the post office I seen something that made moi think, "maybe this isnt snow. Maybe someone has been blowing up clouds.
It is possible someone was blowing up clouds!
I eventually got to post my postcard and passport and now sat in work and my feel are nicely defrosting. Ahh.
In other news I cant wait for tomorrow as itll be my first day off in aaaaaages. Plus I get to do my "to do" list.
Out of fucking nowhere....
....Its David Hasselhoff.
Get his new selection of Oz Pepsi wallpaper and a screensaver here.....wait no its Here!
*Finger GLUED to head* GGGGGGgggggggeeeeeenious!
Futures
Pop Bitch!
Or "I wouldn't say it to her face!"
Does Sammy write for Popbitch? Or do the Popbitch writers read this or Sammy's blog?
Just over a week after Sammy's guest appearence in this blog, "Sammy's Spot" writing about huge mute giraffes, commenting on the fact that the huge necked mofo's "are thought to be mute," Popbitch stick a small bit in there latest newsletter (2 March 06) saying;
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Yesssssss!
Coincidence? Or should suspect we Sammy of having an influence on one of the greatest newsletters around?
(Although reading a little bit further down I have now noticed they link the MC Hammer blog which featured here a little while ago. - Ed)
In other news, had a swim this morning. Thought it would be best to do a few lentghs, stay in the pool for an hour. Then head home. When I got there the pool was full. Full of laods of women. I thought maybe I had come to the "female adult swim" session, but I done a few lengths hoping no one would comment.
When I got home I took my washing out. I had washed my bed linen and a few towels. When I took out my white cover it had now turned in to a nice light pink colour. So tonight Ill be sleeping on some pink bed sheets. How cute.
I have my flatemates Birthday meal coming up this Monday. We're going to one of the Japanese places where all the food is cooked on a hot plate in front of you. Loads of slicing and dicing from the chef as well as flicking bits of food in the air for the hungry customers to jump in the air to catch in their mouths. Apperently alot of female friends of Gerri's are going. It's be my sodding luck if one comes back to my room and comments on the pink sheets.
Also ARSE!!!! after deciding to wait until this afternoon to speak with mother about wacking a few V tickets on her credit card it seems that all the tickets sold out within 3 hours. buggershitcuntfucker.
Guess I'll just have to wait to see Radiohead tour. Could also wsih that Gerri books V tickets again this year and decides not to go again. Could happen. Arse.
(Edit - Ed)
After the shock loss of missing out on this years V Festival, hellno Im not buying tickets off ebay (unless theyre cheap - Ed) and seeing THIS by Supergirl Ive decided to sulk while watching the Mighty Boosh. There is only about 10 tickets left and I dont really want to miss out on this also. May have to buy them this weekend. Only problem! No one I know would come with moi to watch this. Damn. Any offers? Ssaturday night in Liverpool up on offer.
Anyway, enjoy your weekend whatever your doing. Yessssssss!
Think Pink
Or "How I learnt to stop worrying when I was told they weren't mine"
So it was snowing again last night this morning. Left everywhere nicely white. And very cold also. My feet werent appreciative of this this morning while waiting for the bus to w*rk.
Look, pink snow. Yesssss
Yesterday I also ordered my Coldcut album. This was nothing to do with missing out on V tickets, but more that after listening to their podcasts for the last few weeks and having a little extra cash to splash this weekend I decided to divulge in their album. As soon as it arrives Ill let you know how good it is. (Zane Lowe has also stuck Coldcuts new single as his Single of the Week for the week ending 3 March - Ed)
Update on my pink sheets. When I got home I took the sheets (and pink towel also - Ed) off the radiator and pointed them out to Gerri and began laughing about it. She turns to moi and says "they're my sheets. I wondered why you had them."
"I thought they seemed a little big. Well at least they're your pink sheets and not mine. Haha."
Well, it seems that I have pinked Gerris sheets and not my own. Phew.
Also what I've been finding highly amusing in the last few days is Rachel - Gerri's sister who recently moved in. Whenever she speaks with Gerri or myself she talks normal. But whenever she is on the phone to Oz friends, boys or when she is speaking with Alister she puts on this Australian accent. Its cute in a way that she likes pretending. Awww.
Sammy Spot
Or "Ducks are the comedians of the bird world"
The Best website i may have ever found - i always wanted one when i was little, and a goat - you know one of the little ones that doesn't have such scary eyes.... i thought it would be cool to have a little duck to follow me round the garden.... but how much did i know about ducks....and which one should you chose as an ideal pet?? This website has all the answers...
I know Robert has a 'thing' about ducks and i think if you searched this blog for references you'd get a million pages back... so here.... i aim to teach him (and anyone else) about the lovely little duck.
Part 1 - Knowing your way around a duck.
All the Way from the Bottom to the Beak
1 Ear.2 Eyes.3 Face / Lores.4 Nostril
5 Upper mandible.6 Nail / Bean.7 Lower mandible
8 Secondary feathers. 9 Primary Feathers. 10 Tail
11 Nails. 12 Web. 13 Toe. 14 Shank / Tarsus
So.....now you know your ducky parts.... apparently you can look after some (if you keep one on its own, it gets lonely)
Coming soon..... Part 2 - Ducks of the famous kind
Birthday girl
Or "I should really be dedicating this to Amy"
So yesterday it was my housemate, Gerris', birthday. The plan was to go to some Japanese sushi noodle bar in town. One of those places where everyone sits round a hot plate and the chef cuts and cooks everything up in front of the crowd/audience/hungry people. The place where the chef would not only cut up teh vegetables and so on, but also put on a display, flicking and throwing knives, flicking food across the table for people to catch in their mouth (or down the clevages of the women -Ed). There was a joke that you dont really get fed that much. That there is such a good show that is put on you walk out of the restaurant two hours later thinking "that was some good show.....but I could really do with something to eat after that," before nipping in to the local Subway.
With moi not having the chance to go home to get changed as I was on a late shift in work I had to head straight in to town. I got there prettty early so sat in Korova sipping a few Corona (if your ever in Liverpool I highly recommend Korova, its the best bar -Ed). With no idea where the restaurant was or what time everyone was meeting at I had to guess it was about 730/8ish and headed over in the general direcion of the restaurant. I got there a little too early. First it turned out to be. A couple turned up a few minutes later and I was told that, although the table was booked for 8 and it was a few minutes too, the birthday girl was yet to leave. And I was starving. I was considering making an exit and head over the road to get a slice of pizza as I was starving.
I held out through and eventually the seats around moi filled with people I didint know. Alister was being his usual wierd self. Quizing everyone in only a way he can. In the end Gerri turned up, very late and we were able to get seated. The chef arrived and started heating up the plates and I got sat between Gerris' sister - whose fake Australian accent I had to listen to everytime she spoke with anyone except moi or Gerri - and one of Gerris very pretty friend, Lauren. Although this friend was with her partner which was quite annoying. But I still had a go flirting with her, I needed a little bit of confidence ahead of next weekend, and I got to rid a few gremlins. I mean if I can flirt with a girl who is sat next to her partner I should be able to do when Im on my own....hopefully!
So on to the meal. It was quite exciting really. The chef was flicking pieces of, what can be best described as chips across the plates for a few people to catch. Then he was throwing his fork and knife about like some sort of Japanaese chef version of Tom Cruise character in cocktail. There were some incidents with an egg. Throwing it up and catching in his pocket and top of his hat. Good bit of entertainment. Then he let Rachel have a go of throwing the eggs. As Rachel was stood in front of moi and Lauren while throwing these eggs we feared for our safety and one egg even come crashing down on our table mat.
Despite the worries of not being fed well, we were infact over fed. The chop starter Lauren got was almost the size of a main meal. And I got plenty of chicken rolls, which were very tasty.
The main course was just as nice. I had skewered chicken bits, with some Japanese sounding sauce on top.
If you are ever in Liverpool and looking for somewhere to eat you should go to Sapporo Teppanyaki. I cant recomend it high enough. I just wished I had gone there for my birthday now.
This morning when I got up it felt like my birthday. Neil has given moi a cd with his favourite Jimi Hendrix songs on. Looking forward to "bukawowowowahhh"ing around the house now. Also in the post I got my Coldcut cd, which comes with two bonus cd's. One cd is a Coldcut extras cd, the other is from different Ninjatune artists. Cant wait to stick them on my ipod later.
Also in the post I got my postcard from Sammy, which is ace..
Its a duck in a rubber ring!
But the big present I got today was courtesy of winning a bet with young Amycady. I think Im good at winning bets. My prize was even a shock and great surprize to moi...
You may need to tilt your head.
For winning a bet I was given The Mighty Boosh Season 1 + 2 box set. Yesssss! Cant wait to watch this.
But it'll have to wait, as I need to know what to take of ye olde mp3 so I can stick on all my new cd's.