dont lose yourself
Las Vegas. So Britneys been married and divorced in little under 48 hours. Can anyone else hear publicity stunt bells playing in the background?...More importantly, which of the many fabulouso tacky packs did Britney purchase? The Elvis pack? The Madonna Pack? [Link] And her marriage licence...[Link]
Fort Smith. Serial robber chased from third store by sword-wielding store owner. [Link]
Houston. Man dresses as big blue bird to promote sale gets assaulted by five youths on skateboards. Now is it just moi or does it seem like wearing a big blue bird outfit is just asking for trouble? [Link]
Sheboygan. 7 year old climbs into stuffed animal game machine. [Link w/pic]
San Diego. Man calls police after cashier doesnt return his stolen credit card. [Link]