Big phat peachy arsed
Feeling in a right not arsed mood lately (hence lack of updates)
It hasnt helped, when getting to finish a lengthy entry, it was all of sudden deleted when aol decided to fuck up.
CUNT
Here goes again
Had a few funny stories to tell, which will be in brief
Court was amusing, they had a vending machine in there. Which I felt was a lil amusing. There was a girl there in a waitress's outfit. Them outfits that Hoolywood movie diner waitress have. A guy who was dressed in the most stereotypical outfit you could think of for a scouser. Proper chav. Shell suit AND chav hat. He looked a little too edgy for my likings.
Also there is the story of the customer at work who wanted compensating because the live screening of England at the Euro 2004 had been cancelled. Which is funny in itself. But I jokingly emailed someone in work saying that the lady wanted compensation and asked if i should speak with Sven about this. I got the reply "Nah - ask the customer to write in to head office."
But the one story I would like to talk about, is one that a girl in work told me about her sister.
Her sister went on Wacka day. To play that words association game. Timmy said the first word, probably Earth or something similar. Turned to my mates sister who replied, in a rather bad scouse accent,
"Weeeeurld" (for those not fluent in scouse, this means "World")
"Huh?" Timmy said, with a blank look on his face
"Weeeurld!" said the sister. Getting a little annoyed that Timmy hadnt a clue what she was clearly saying (clearly to herself of course)
So Timmy thought he could understand what she was saying by saying it himself, but slowly, and with amplified lip movement.
"Wee-ee-euu-urld?" In total confusion. "Nope. Bonk" He then turned to the other kid who simply said
"World"
Id of loved to of seen Timmys confused face saying "Wee-ee-eeu-urld"
Plus I have camping this weeked. So looking forward to it.
Will have some photos of sheep, hills, lakes for you all.
And try and sort out V tickets also this weekend. Which would be really nice to get.