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Ok, today I was bored and decided to read some junk mail I got, hereinafter this junk mail will be referred to as my Junk Mail. This is my very first piece of Junk Mail about a dead relative wanting to give me money. I'm quite pleased I finally got this piece of Junk Mail. Anyone any good ideas how to reply to the Junk Mail let me know.

Read my very first Junk Mail

"            Attention please! Strictly confidential.

Greetings,

With all due respect. This is not to cause you any embarrassment since I have not made any previous corrrespondence with you.

I am Mr. Charles Brown, a Solicitor at Law and the personal attorney to late Mr. Mark Michelle, a French national who was until his death a private oil contractor/consultant with the Shell Petroleum Development Company in Saudi Arabia, hereinafter shall be referred to as my Client.

On the 21st day of April, 2002, My Client and his wife along with their three children were involved in a ghastly motor accident, all occupants in the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then, I have made several enquiries through his country's Embassy to locate any of his extended relatives but to no avail.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you with this business partnership proposal. I am contacting you to assist me in repatriating a huge sum of money left behind by my Client, before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the finance/security house where this huge deposit was lodged.

The deceased(my Client) had a deposit valued presently at $12,000,000(Twelve Million United States Dollars) and The Finance Company has issued me a notice as his attorney to provide his Next of Kin or Beneficiary by Will otherwise have The Account confiscated within the next ninety working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives of my Client for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin / Beneficiary so that the proceed of this account valued $12,000,000(Twelve Million United States Dollars) can be paid to you.

At the end of the transfer, I will compensate you with 30% of the total sum, 65% will be for me, while the remaining 5% have been mapped-out for miscellaneous expenses that might be incurred during the course of this transaction.

I have all the necessary Legal documents to back-up any claim we might make. I guarantee you that the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. It is likely to be completed within ten working days.

Please treat this transaction with top priority and utmost confidentiality considering its nature as you might have read from this proposal.

I await for your prompt response.

Best regards,

Mr. Charles Brown

NB: In the event you are not willing to assist kindly inform me so that I can seek assistance from another contact."

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