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"Watch my show or I'll shoot my dog" - Jerry Springer, Yesterday.

So yesterday, Manchester's Granada TV studios was where we headed to. A bit too early for my liking. Ayways, we were there to see The Jerry Show, or Springer Show, or whateve the UK call Jerry Springer's show.

There was alot of hopes for the recording. What episodes would we be watching? Would incest or pig wanking be involved in any of the stories? We prayed to the Springer God's the stories contained all that and a bag of trannies.

So we got to Granada, excitied, phones switched off so no chance of mobile photos sorry. Waited a while to get to sit in the audience but it was worth it, just to be on 'The Show.'

So episode one. Two Familes Fighting Over the Same Father. Was alright. Probably the best of the three epsiodes. One of the families had definitely been practising their swearing and insults in the Green Room. Everything worked out okay, thanks to a DNA test.
My favourite line from this show ex wife to father in question "Last time I knocked at yours a little boy answered, said you weren't in."
Fathers new, scrawny short haired wife "Last time you knocked I answered the door."
N.B. If the NHS gave out free DNA tests, Jerry, Trisa et al would be out of a job, in my opinion.

Episode two was dire. My Husband Will Not Have Sex With Me. Although it had been worded differently as this show is going out at 9am. After 11 years of marriage some guy stopped making love to his wife. He was not seeing anyone else, neither was she. The romance had just died. No one had any questions to ask of this episode, maybe apart from "Why us Jerry? Why make us watch this damn awful dull episode."

But Episode three. Involved a toothless grinning old woman upset that her on/off boyfriend, Ozzy doesn't treat her well. Things started off good. But now, he is in bed all the time as he isn't working, due to the fact he is on the sick as he only has one arm (which he has just totally fucked up by telling everyone he works aswell down the local, cleaning - there goes the gyro) Also the fact that he stops bathing and all he does is get's up and goes the shop.
Ozzy's defence "I don't go strainght the shop when I wake up,. ha. I get dressed first."
Excellent defence.

All in all, it was a great day out.

5.5.05 11:04