A bit more linkage.
I've just found my new favourite website.
From the guys at wikipedia, but just quotes. Including some great lines from Seinfeld and Bill Hicks routine. And that is just scratching the surface. I don't think I'll ever have a dull conversation again....actually I will, but for blogging sake I won't.
Anyways, I think I'll right a few of these down, remember them and practise some comedy routines on a few girls tonight to see which one's will impress one lucky girl next weekend 
(Although it's probably best not to quote lines from a show you've recommended "that we have to watch.")
Also there was new reports last month of an ebayer selling a broken laptop. When he refused to refund the buyer the buyer decided to restore the broken laptop and checkwhat was on it. He foudn some pictures of the seller with not much on - No Sammy there is no full nudity, calm down dear haha.
But some of the strangest photos on there was of girls legs he had photographed on the Tube. So ladies of London, can you see your legs? Have you ever thought that maybe someone had photographed you without you knowing?
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(1.6.06 13:08) Yup, but not on the Tube. I wanted to say something, but I was stumped. |
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(1.6.06 13:08) Where was it? Did he know you had caught him? |
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(1.6.06 13:11) On the overland train. He didn't know, no. I didn't know what to say. I was actually just really embarrassed, mainly because I assumed he was doing it because I looked particularly naff that day or something. |
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(1.6.06 13:16) do you always practice your lines before you use them on the intended girl?! |
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(1.6.06 13:16) those pictures were quite dull |
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(1.6.06 13:18) Of course he does, Sammy. A line's a line. It's not sincerity or in any way special. |
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(1.6.06 13:20) i was quite scared then that i might see my legs...but then i don't have photo worthy legs anyway! phew |
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(1.6.06 13:49) Senióretta Killjoy - So did he see you looking? If it happpened again would you say something? Sammy/Senióretta Killjoy - Well I can't think of my own jokes so yeah, I steal material! I'll try a few out on you ladies and see if they work well  Cardy lady - You think you can do better? Just email moi your legs then and I'll let you know if I thik they are better. Plus it'll give moi a chance to see you things Sammy - Your legs are well gorgeous. But I couldn't see them there...I'll have a proper lok at the legs, "just for you!" |
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(1.6.06 13:50) Nope. Still wouldn't know what to say. |
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(1.6.06 13:54) Maybe of it happens again you should get your phone out and try to take a photo of the boy. |
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(1.6.06 13:55) YES. Yes, I'll do that. |
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(1.6.06 14:12) Now all you need is for someone to take a photo of you out and about. I'll kepp an eye, and camera, out for you next time I'm down Saaarf |
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(1.6.06 15:24) 'ere hav' a sweetie |
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(1.6.06 15:35) Respect! |
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(1.6.06 16:28) i got filmed by a guy in a bar here, well freaky. he didnt even stop when i mouthed fuck off right at the camera! |
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(1.6.06 16:40) When you say "here" do you mean Spain? You should of floored his camera...even him. |
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(2.6.06 14:44) Hey |